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FutureTech Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1421	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of explosions, chaos, and winks (yes, actual winks)! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be dodging SBAMs and SDANGs left and right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of the feathered warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	596161	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Votes:	6978	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Potions Brewed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	1283
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	176	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	New Chunks Explored:	208165

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	5678	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

Come on everyone for the sake of the Minecraft server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

The server may be different, who knows, I wish everyone a pleasant rest on your server

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, Maintenance Edition 7.1, brings you more excitement than a creeper in a TNT shop. Explore new resources, join Free Companies, and Linkshells that will have you shouting “Ender Dragon who?”

But that’s not all, folks! Join us for our future meetups and events that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion. On December 1st, we have SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA, where you’ll battle creatures more terrifying than a pack of zombie pigmen. And on December 7th, join our Casual CC meet up at Zalera, Wolfs Den, where you’ll have more laughs than a villager trying to trade with a player.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Last episode had more plot twists than a game of Skyblock, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

The Netherworld Order is Lame Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take building and mining to a whole new level…literally! Our server is so epic, even the NWO would be jealous. We’ve got crazy factions like the Rock-a-Billy gang facing off against the wild Phineas Godwinn crew. And let’s not forget about our secret underground wrestling ring where players can settle their beefs in the most epic way possible. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a WWE match, then come join us and show off your mining skills…or wrestling moves, we don’t judge!

Pixel Beauty Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	165
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9645	Love Letters Sent:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life Avatar world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got the most beautiful women you’ve ever seen, like Ashley Serrano who looks like a real-life Azula. Join us and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Zuko and Aang, fighting for the affection of the Fire Nation princess. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this? Join now for a chance to be the star of your own epic love story in Minecraft!