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””What Happened Here?” Minecraft Server”

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

Our server is home to the legendary “Sheep Olympics,” where woolly athletes compete in events such as synchronized swimming and extreme sheep shearing.

But beware, our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and leave mysterious explosions in his wake.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness. You never know what might happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?

So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

CyberPaty Minecraft server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Semi-vanilla server, everyone is equal here! No one has um 1! everyone has um 0! Come in, you won’t be bored with us! Events are also held here! join discord: https://discord.gg/9ysZhFJx4n

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	189
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mines Excavated:	2117
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crops Grown:	7922
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Animals Bred:	123	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	789
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Animals Bred:	192	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!