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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8743 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
