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Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8013	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	1759	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!

We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?

Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.

So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!

Crumpton SMP: We modded it so hard even the creepers are questioning their existence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Server Community	Active and Thriving
Modpack	Create-based with custom additions
Minecraft Version	Java

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.

What is the Create Mod?

The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

What makes Crumpton SMP unique?

Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.

Is the server only for experienced modded Minecraft players?

No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.

Can I play on the server if I use a different Minecraft version?

The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.

CraftyDay Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution” mini-game, where you must out-dance a group of explosive mobs to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server’s dungeons lies a secret portal to the mythical land of Baconia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Will you be brave enough to venture into this pork-filled paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Game Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of staring at boring altcoin graphs all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special altcoin graph that actually comes to life! That’s right, you can watch your investments rise and fall in real-time as you build and mine to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at your enemies. That’s right, Larry is not your average Minecraft llama – he’s a fiery force to be reckoned with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky building and mining. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of getting roasted harder than a pig on a spit during a date? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting roasted is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us and leave those cringey date stories in the past, because here, the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of your victory cries as you dominate the competition. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure heartbreak and boost your confidence to superhero levels. So why waste your time on bad dates when you could be building epic structures and slaying dragons with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

DelayCraft: Where Time Waits for No Steve

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

join our epic minecraft server where time is an illusion and reality is a joke! our server is so lit, it will make your brain do a little dance!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a disco party with creepers! or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake!

our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, with surprises at every turn! join now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventure of your life!

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let your brain have a blast! it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget!

Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Void Gems Collected:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	6131	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!