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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7737 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.
