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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

computer problems, hardware compatibility, linux desktop, Mac, Minecraft, modern windows, operating system issues, Operating systems, PixelPanic, Server, software bugs, Software Development, software glitches, software updates, system crashes, tech industry, tech support, Technology, time machine, user experience, user frustration, user interface, Windows updates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Emeralds Found:	3031	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ores Mined:	8018
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Runes Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Towns Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crops Grown:	8739	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	118	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4891
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!