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MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Emeralds Found:	2389	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Ores Mined:	978	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Items Found:	4489
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Items Found:	1074	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	626218	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	690413
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!