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DutchMemeTeam in Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, digital competition, Dutch athletes, dutch team, DutchMemeTeam, Entertainment, humor, international competition, meme challenge, meme competition, Memelympics, Minecraft, Netherlands, online event, Performance, smp, social media, social media event, sports, team performance, team spirit, viral content

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of memes and madness!

Join us and witness the Dutch team in the Memelympics as they compete in ridiculous events like meme crafting, meme parkour, and meme trivia. Will they take home the gold or will they be left in a sea of LOLs and tears?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a love for bacon. Will you be able to curry favor with this porcine monarch or will you end up as pork chop?

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, funniest, and most meme-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

DatingCraft Minecraft Server

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, dating event, DatingCraft, emotions, Exclusivity, Expectations, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Minecraft, Miscommunication., relationship, self reflection, Server, speed dating, Trust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where dating drama doesn’t exist because all you need is your trusty pickaxe and some diamond armor to survive! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the treacherous world of blocky relationships.

Forget about real-life drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough TNT to blow up your friend’s house (just kidding, please don’t do that). With only 7 dates in 6 months, you’ll have plenty of time to mine for diamonds and build your dream castle.

And who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow players to team up with and conquer the Minecraft world together? So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Let the blocky adventures begin!

TinderCraft: AITA?

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, emotional distress, emotional reactions, fidelity, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of trust, marital conflict, marriage problems, misunderstanding, online dating, privacy invasion, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, suspicion, TinderCraft, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	232
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Buildings Constructed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite foods, and battling evil llamas in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you need a break from all the action, you can always try your hand at solving our mystery of the missing diamond blocks. Rumor has it, they were stolen by a sneaky group of chickens wearing top hats.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

HotMessCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Alumni, beauty, career, college, Confidence, Friends, high school, HotMessCraft, life updates, Memories, Minecraft, most attractive, Nostalgia, personal growth, physical appearance, Popularity, relationships, reunion, Server, social media, success, transformation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of seeing the most attractive person in your high school or college getting all the attention? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared and now everyone is vying for the title of the hottest player in town! Join us and show off your pixelated beauty as you compete in epic build battles and strut your stuff in the virtual world. Who needs real-life attractiveness when you can be the hottest blocky babe or stud on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

MissingBlockAlert

belongings, Daily, Disappearance, missing items, MissingBlockAlert, personal items, room, room belongings, room inventory, room items, room possessions, room security, theft, UNNOTICED, unnoticed absence, unnoticed disappearance, unnoticed loss, unnoticed removal, unnoticed theft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	107	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Imagine logging into our Minecraft server and finding that someone has taken one block out of your meticulously designed castle every day without you noticing! How long would it take for you to realize your diamond throne is missing a block? Join our server for the ultimate challenge of keeping track of your belongings while navigating through crazy adventures and hilarious pranks. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground lair where all your missing blocks have been hiding! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see how long it takes for you to notice the missing items!

MoscowCraft Server: $22K to Fight!

000, 22, 22k, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Fight, incentive, International, Military, Moscow, MoscowCraft, offer, opportunity, patriotism, Politics, RECORD, Recruitment, Residents, russia, Server, Ukraine, volunteer, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	90917	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is giving away $22,000 to anyone who fights in ukraine!! but like, who needs that money when you can just mine diamonds and build a sick castle with your pals in our server?? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and battle evil mobs like zombie putin and skeleton stalin. join now and let’s show those ukraine baddies who’s boss in the virtual world!!

AlexeysCraft: Jailbreak Edition

Alexey Soldatov, AlexeysCraft, authoritarianism, Censorship, Cyber Security, digital pioneer, digital rights, Edition, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, innovation, internet, internet history, Jail, Jailbreak, online activism, persecution, russia, Russian technology, scientist, Technology

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

haha so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, in Russia they be jailin’ scientists for like, doin’ internet stuff. but like, on our server, u can be as wild as u want, no jail time here, just block buildin’ fun! come join us and escape the russian internet police, build ur own virtual world where u r the boss! ain’t no scientist gonna get jailed here, just pure minecraft madness! so join now and let’s get blocky together!

CuratedCraft: Where YOU Choose the Adventure!

Adventure, advertising, algorithm, Audience, choose, consumerism, CONTENT, curated experience, CuratedCraft, Digital, Entertainment, Evolution, Media, on demand, personalized, social media, streaming, Technology, television, trends, TV, user-generated, viewing habits

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you know how tv used to be all about companies telling you what to watch? well, this server is like the opposite of that. you get to choose what you want to do, where you want to go, and who you want to hang out with. it’s like total freedom, bro.

and social media? pshh, don’t even get me started. it’s like a dumpster fire of drama and fake news. but on this server, it’s all about good vibes and positive energy. like, everyone is just chillin’ and having a good time. no drama, no negativity, just pure minecraft bliss.

oh, and did i mention the crazy stories? like, there’s this one time where a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was insane, man. or the time when a group of players formed a band and started performing concerts in-game. like, who even does that?

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s all about fun, freedom, and epic adventures, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go build some crazy stuff together!

DarkOxyCraft

atmospheric gases, biological processes, biology, chemistry, dark oxygen, DarkOxyCraft, discovery, Environmental Science, microbial processes, new findings, oxygen creation, oxygen cycle, oxygen levels, oxygen production, oxygen production mechanisms, oxygen research, photosynthesis, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific study, scientists

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5348	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

lol u heard it right, we got ‘dark oxygen’ on our server! come join us and witness the magic of oxygen being created without photosynthesis. our players have reported feeling more energized and alive after breathing in this mysterious substance. who needs sunlight when you have dark oxygen, amirite? join now and experience the ultimate power of the dark side!

Nestorcraft Skyblock

Adventure, automate tasks, boost island productivity, Challenges, competitive categories, conquer skies, customize experience, join us, Minions, Pets, Quests, Realms, Rewards, seasonal payouts, Shards, Skyblock, skyfly, story mode, strategy, Survival, tags

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2979	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to NestorCraft Skyblock! IP: nestorcraft.com.

Dive into the ultimate skyblock adventure packed with endless excitement and features! Utilize Minions to automate tasks and boost your island’s productivity. Soar through the skies with Skyfly, unlocking new realms and challenges. Embark on thrilling Quests and unravel the epic Story Mode. Collect and train adorable Pets to aid you on your journey. Customize your experience with unique Tags and harness the power of Shards to enhance your gameplay. Compete in 3 competitive categories for exclusive seasonal payouts. Adventure, strategy, and rewards await you at NestorCraft Skyblock. Join us and conquer the skies today!

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