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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Federal-Level Emergency, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, Kursk Emergency, KurskCraft, military conflict, Minecraft, national defense, political tensions, russia, Russia Declares Emergency, russian federation, security measures, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol u ever wanted to play minecraft in a place where russia is declaring emergencies left and right? well boy do we have the server for u! come join us in our epic world where ukraine keeps tryna mess with russia and we gotta build walls and stuff to keep them out. it’s like a real life history lesson but with creepers and zombies. plus, putin himself makes appearances in the game and gives u quests to complete. join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky adventures!

FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!

border control, Buying, buys, defence minister, drafting bill, european union, finland, FinnCraft, Finnish properties, foreign buyers, foreign investment, government policy, international relations, legislation, national security, political tensions, Prevent, property market, property ownership, real estate, restrictions, Rusky, Russian citizens

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	5023	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.

first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.

so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!

MineFitCraft: Beat the Genes

beat, diabetes risk, disease prevention, FITNESS, Genes, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health benefits, healthy choices, healthy diet, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, lifestyle changes, metabolic health, MineFitCraft, physical activity, Prevention, regular exercise, type 2 diabetes, wellbeing, wellness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right?

ArcMan’s Minecraft Server

ArcMans, central focus, Character development, character growth, exclusive, Featured, individual journey, Main character, Minecraft, narrative, Only One, own arc, personal development, Plot, Protagonist, Server, singular focus, solo arc, special treatment, spotlight, standalone narrative, Storyline, Unique

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Crops Grown:	7105
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player gets their own personalized storyline! Ever wonder why Steve was the only one who got his own arc? Well, on this server, you can create your own epic tale filled with dragons, unicorns, and maybe even a talking llama sidekick. Join now and become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own movie deal out of it. So what are you waiting for? Join today and start writing your own legend!

Minecraft SMP: Big3MobileGamer

big 3, Big3MobileGamer, Casual Gaming, Entertainment, game reviews, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile apps, mobile game developers, mobile game market, mobile game trends, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming industry, multiplayer, online gaming, opinion, popular games, reviews, smp, strategy, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers SMP out there!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship, where players ride on the backs of dragons through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT, or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

ParentTrapCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, divorced parents, family dynamics, Family Events, Father Figures, front row seats, parental expectations, parental relationships, ParentTrapCraft, personal boundaries, seating arrangements, step parents, Stepdads, summer program, teenage perspective, theatre performance, ticket distribution

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Votes:	1611	Zombie Dances:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.

Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).

So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	4927
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Votes:	7450
Horror Stories Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	822838
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, kid butt, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, PixelPleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2903	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Items Found:	4996

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?