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Konosubacraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Oh my blocky goodness, season 3 on our Minecraft server has been a rollercoaster of epic proportions! Picture this: a group of players stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ’s and skeletons breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that there’s a treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to photobomb player selfies.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie and blasting disco music to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Linkie’s Sick Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were soaring through the skies on a magical unicorn, battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe. Sound too good to be true? Well, it gets even better. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

PrayerlessParentMC

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Buildings Constructed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Love Letters Sent:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the game!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where praying to the Minecraft gods is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a place where you can unleash your inner religious zealot and build temples to worship your favorite block.

Don’t worry about confusing your children with our unique brand of Minecraft spirituality – they’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! Plus, our server is all about promoting good morals, like sharing your diamonds and not griefing your neighbor’s house (unless they deserve it).

So why pretend to be something you’re not on other servers? Join us and let your true Minecraft self shine – even if that means building a giant statue of Notch in your backyard. Trust us, it’s worth it!

CelebDouche Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of dealing with douchebag celebrities in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up frustrations on virtual douchebags! Build a giant statue of the celebrity you hate the most and then blow it up with TNT for some satisfying revenge. Plus, our server has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in a “Celebrity Douchebag Olympics” to see who can out-douche the competition. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual douchebaggery begin!

TV Show TrashCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of watching the same old overrated TV shows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper sneaks up on you! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it! So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to endless adventures on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RoboGFs: The Next Big Fetish

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU!

ONCE, I WAS BUILDING A CASTLE AND A COW CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, “MOO-VE OVER, I’M THE KING NOW!” TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE BEDROCK. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. BEDROCK.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! AND REMEMBER, DON’T MINE AT NIGHT! LOLZ!

Robo’s World: Semi-Spud {Van-ish} {Not 1.20.4} {Krusty Krab Inspired} {WhiteyTighty} {TexturedMap}

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	687240	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	Robo’s World
Server Type	Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes
Map Reset	No
Crossplay	Java & Bedrock

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Does the map reset?	No, the map will never reset.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no stealing, griefing, or hacking allowed on the server.
Can I join on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, crossplay is enabled for both Java and Bedrock players.

PhenoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and discover the mysterious phenotype that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly find yourself transformed into a half-cow, half-creeper hybrid! But don’t worry, this new phenotype comes with some awesome perks like exploding milk instead of TNT and the ability to moo your enemies into submission.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll gather from these eggs!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon! Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft in this wild and crazy event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the phenotype for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

KonoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	3824
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and become part of the epic saga of the two episodes kono, where players must battle evil chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even tame dragons to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that only the bravest of players can find and befriend. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the world of Minecraft like never before!

NoRoomForRelatives

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mines Excavated:	3854
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	New Chunks Explored:	529093
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and equality for all players! Just like in this crazy family drama, we make sure everyone gets their own bedroom – no more common areas for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, just like this player did when they refused to let their extended family stay with them. Who needs to sacrifice their own comfort for others when you can have your own space to build and explore in peace?

Don’t be the “asshole” in this situation, come join our server where everyone is treated with respect and given the VIP treatment they deserve. And hey, if you have a crazy family like this player, maybe you can even get some tips on how to handle them in-game!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun and fairness begin!