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CraftyKidLies

Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, funny, funny anecdotes, gullible, humor, imagination, Imaginative, Innocence, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, Naive, playful, playful imagination, silly beliefs, storytelling, tall tales

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	8

Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that if you joined their Minecraft server, you would be transported to a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees? Well, guess what? Our server is just like that, except even more ridiculous! Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of creepers, have dance parties with Endermen, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky diamond tree thieves!

SpyKidsCraft

children, covert operation, Deception, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage tactics, government secrets, Greeting, intelligence, international relations, Kremlin, Nationality, political intrigue, putin, Russian spies, secrecy, Spanish, spy families., SpyKidsCraft, undercover

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!

DiaCraft: Sit & Survive

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, diabetes, diabetes complications, diabetes management, diabetes mortality, DiaCraft, excessive sitting, Exercise, exercise benefits., health benefits, Longevity, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical activity, physical health, sedentary behavior, sedentary habits, sedentary lifestyle, Sit, sitting time, SURVIVE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even if u sit on ur butt all day playin, u still gonna live foreva cuz of all da physical activity u gonna get in da game! it’s like a magic potion for ur health, especially if u got da beetus. so come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together while defying death with every block we place! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

✞VOID✞ Minecraft server

banner, Beautiful, Community, Gaming, Great, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Void

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

There is nothing more beautiful than the great Void!

57.129.13.63:30545

TinyTerra: Where smol blocks rule, adults play and spiders can’t spell ‘vanilla’

Adults, Anti Enderman Griefing, application, Armor statues, blocks, build styles, Community, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord integration, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, Friendly, group projects, hermitcraft, Mature, Mods, more mob heads, Play, player head drops, QOL plugins, rule, SMOL, Spell, Spiders, Survival, TinyTerra, Vanilla, Wandering trades, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Potions Brewed:	136	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

TinyTerra Minecraft Server

Server Information	Hermitcraft-style
Current Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla+
Community	18+ and whitelisted
Plugins	See below

Overview

Long term Hermitcraft-style server updated to Minecraft 1.21 with a new world spawn for a soft fresh start. TinyTerra offers a classic vanilla+ survival experience with a mature and friendly player base. The server is strictly 18+ and whitelisted, and all players are required to fill out an application on the Discord server. No one has OP or creative mode on the server to preserve the vanilla experience. Community involvement is encouraged, with an emphasis on group projects and a variety of build styles.

Mods

SimpleVoice Mod
Discord Integration
NoChatReports
/Player from Carpet mod
RenewableCoral from carpet mod

Datapacks

Anti-Enderman griefing
Armor statues
Double shulker shells
Dragon Drops
More mob heads
Multiplayer sleep
Player head drops
Silence Mobs
Wandering trades

Crafting Tweaks

Back to blocks
Double Slab
Dropper to dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Universal Dyeing
More Trapdoors and More Stairs

Join the Discord

Join the Discord server to start your application and become a part of the community at TinyTerra: https://discord.gg/bjccNqMXqq

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is up and running 24/7.
How can I join?	You can join by filling out an application on the Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, all players must be 18 or older to join the server.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	There are no banned items or blocks on the server, but griefing is not allowed.

SupportCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, BACKING, care, Coaching, comfort, compassion, counseling, Empathy, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, Help, Kindness, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, Server, solidarity, Support, SupportCraft, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one has your back? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got your back like a trusty diamond sword! Our staff is here to support you through all your Minecraft adventures, whether you’re building a majestic castle or battling a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited diamonds!

And if you’re feeling hungry after all that dancing, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that never run out. Just watch out for the mischievous Endermen who like to steal slices when you’re not looking!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

4Chan20MinecraftSMP

4chan, 4Chan20MinecraftSMP, Anonymity, digital communities, internet addiction, internet culture, internet history, internet humor, internet memes, internet slang, internet subcultures, memes, online anonymity, online behavior, online communication, online communities, online forums, online gaming, online interactions, social media, trolling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while being chased by a horde of zombie chickens, or mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to join! Plus, our community is filled with players who have been on 4chan since they were 20 and get blind drunk on a daily basis.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, we’ll respond to anything, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be.

TwinBroWeddingNoShow

brother, Christian, Communication, Conflict, decision, Dilemma, Discord, Distance, FAITH, family, Girlfriend, groomsmen, Humiliation, Invitation, relationship, Resentment, Schedule, study, TwinBroWeddingNoShow, Wedding, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	600987

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and fight off creepers while dealing with family drama that puts soap operas to shame.

Just like the OP’s twin brother, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and decide whether to attend weddings where you weren’t even properly invited. Will you be the bigger person and show up in your best virtual suit, or will you stay home and mine for diamonds instead?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter passive-aggressive sister-in-laws who love to stir up trouble and make snarky comments about your life choices. Will you stand up for yourself or let them get under your pixelated skin?

And don’t forget about the grandma who’s caught in the middle of it all, debating whether to attend the wedding or stay home and tend to her virtual garden. Will you help her navigate the drama or leave her to fend for herself?

Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, questionable invitations, and enough drama to make even the most seasoned reality TV star blush. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the world of Minecraft?

MineAddict SMP: Stop It!

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, hardest to stop, internet addiction, mental health, MineAddict, nicotine addiction, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, Recovery, sex addiction, shopping addiction, smp, social media addiction, STOP, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Void Gems Collected:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to kick your addiction to breathing! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to take a breath while playing. We’ve had players pass out from lack of oxygen because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our epic builds and crazy adventures. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of forgetting to breathe while playing Minecraft!

CraftyComrades

Bonding, building relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyComrades, cultivating friendships, deepening friendships, forming friendships, friendship, loyalty, maintaining friendships, MAKING FRIENDS, nurturing friendships, quality time, relationships, shared experiences, socializing, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	986070
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Forget about making friends in real life, join our Minecraft server and make friends with pixelated cows, chickens, and creepers instead! Who needs human interaction when you can have a virtual pet zombie pigman as your bestie?

”’What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn?”’

Oh honey, you haven’t truly experienced embarrassment until you’ve shown up to a Minecraft fashion show wearing nothing but a diamond helmet and a pair of leather pants. Join our server and show off your questionable fashion choices to the entire blocky world!

”’What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?”’

Forget about weird foods, on our Minecraft server you can feast on a buffet of virtual cake, enchanted golden apples, and suspicious stews made from mysterious ingredients. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in the pixelated world? Join now and satisfy your hunger in the most bizarre ways possible!