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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4878
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Votes:	4064
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	320211	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Buildings Constructed:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9937
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	95
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.