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SelfishHubby Minecraft Server

accusations, Communication, Conflict, family, husband, long tail, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, passport renewal, Priorities, procrastination, relationships, responsibilities, selfish, SelfishHubby, Server, stress, travel, Wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will renew your sense of adventure and fun? Look no further than our server, where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic quests!

Join us and experience the thrill of waiting in line at the head office for passport renewals, just like our fearless player who embarks on a 4-hour journey to get it done in the nick of time. Will they make it before the deadline? Will they have to sell their above-ground pool to pay for it? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who should fill out passport applications and who should be responsible for getting photos signed. It’s a battle of wits and wills that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So if you’re ready for a server that will test your patience, your relationships, and your sanity, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have passport applications and photo signatures to conquer?

DadDocDelay – Minecraft Server

adulting, alarm snooze, anger, apologies, belittling, berating, Communication, DadDocDelay, disassociation, Distress, Dogs, family dynamics, father’s appointment, forgetting leashes, lateness, Minecraft, pet store, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushing, Server, waking up late

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where being late is a crime punishable by being chased by a pack of angry wolves! 🐺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy morning drive!

🕰️ Set your alarms and make sure to wake up on time, or face the wrath of our virtual father figure who will berate you for being late to our epic quests! ⏰ Don’t forget your dog’s leashes or you’ll have to buy them in-game at our virtual pet store, just like this player had to do! 🐕

😂 Get ready for some intense role-playing where you’ll have to apologize multiple times and disassociate from reality to survive the journey with our quirky community members! 🤪 Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to help you navigate through family drama and absurd situations?

🎮 So come join us and experience the chaos, laughter, and unexpected moments that only our Minecraft server can provide! Who needs a boring morning drive when you can have a wild adventure with us instead? 😉

RostovDroneRage

airspace, complains, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, Government, international relations, investigation, Massive, Military, response, Rostov, RostovDroneRage, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	121	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so, like, u know how russia is always complainin bout stuff, well this time they’re all like “omg there’s a massive drone attack on rostov, we’re freakin out!” but like, jokes on them cuz it’s just us playin on our epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the chaos, fly drones, blow stuff up, and make russia think they’re under attack when really it’s just a bunch of gamers havin a blast! join now for the ultimate trolling experience!

DopamineCraftSociety

addiction, Artificial Intelligence, collapse, dopamine, DopamineCraftSociety, Dystopia, Ethics, Future, Happiness, Human Behavior, innovation, manual creation, mental health, neuroscience, neurotransmitter, Science, societal collapse, societal impact, society, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Potions Brewed:	132	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give u unlimited steak. it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man.

plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their mind control powers, but don’t worry, we’re on it. join us and help us stop the alien invasion, dude.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting while we ride through the lava.

so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

CraftyCancerPreventer

Cancer prevention, cancer prevention research, cancer risk, cancer risk reduction, CraftyCancerPreventer, diabetes drugs, diabetes medications, Evidence, findings, GLP-1 receptor agonists, GLP-1RAs, high-risk populations, obesity-associated cancers, obesity-related cancers, ozempic, potential benefits, Prevention, risk reduction, STUDIES, weight loss, weight loss medications

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4232
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to lose weight and prevent cancer at the same time? well, this server is like a magical pill that does all that for u! join now and u will be losing weight faster than a creeper explodes! plus, u will be preventing cancer like a pro! who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy and fun at the same time? come join us and start your journey to a healthier and blockier life!

Once upon a time in Storyfortune… Where even creepers know the value of diamonds!

auction house, Chest Shops, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Head Merchant, java edition, Jobs, Land claiming, Marriage, multiplayer, player experience, Player Protection, Player Shops, Player Warps, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Sit, smp, Storyfortune, Survival, Time, Toggle PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5047	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7710

Storyfortune Minecraft Server

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience!

Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.

We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: rdt.storyfortune.net Version: 1.20-1.21

Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules

Server release trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZTDdLEcGy8

Features:

Feature	Description
GriefPrevention	Easily protect your builds to make them grief-proof!
Chest Shops	Buy or sell any item you want from player Chest Shops! Easily create and manage them!
Auction House	List items on the auction house for others players to buy/bid on!
Player Warps	Set your own player warp, whether that be for a shop or an epic base you made, anyone on the server will be able to teleport!
/sit	Make yourself sit anywhere!
Marriage	Request to marry another player – meant to cater towards those who like to roleplay. Adds a small red heart next to your name when married with your partner’s name.
Toggle PvP	Toggle your PvP, or leave it disabled!
Head Merchant	Access over 50k+ custom decorative heads!
Quests	Complete quests to earn money with the option to pick easy or hard challenges!
Jobs	Join jobs to earn money and unlock various special features!
ChatGames	A fun way to earn a bit of money and interact with others in a friendly way!
mcMMO	Earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills!

FAQ: Questions & Answers

1. How do I join the server? You can join by using the IP address: rdt.storyfortune.net on Minecraft: Java Edition version 1.20-1.21.

2. Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have GriefPrevention to easily protect your builds from any griefing.

3. Can I create my own player warp? Yes, you can set your own player warp for others to teleport to.

4. Are there in-game marriages? Yes, you can request to marry another player on the server.

5. How can I earn money on the server? You can complete quests, join jobs, participate in ChatGames, and more to earn money.

IndieCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

independent artist, independent music, Independent Success, indie, indie artist, indie artist popularity, indie artist success, indie culture, indie music, indie music industry, indie music popularity, indie music success, indie musician popularity, indie musician success, indie popularity, indie scene, indie success, indie success story, IndieCraft, Minecraft, Popular, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a land where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? You got it.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

MineCraftyArk – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, #Bassline, Almond, Ansel skin, arknights, Carnelian, Chen, Corroserum, Dorothy, Earthspirit Skin, Eunectes, executor the ex foedere, Insider skin, kroos, Minecraft, MineCraftyArk, Mint, Proviso, Ray of Light, Server, Toddifons, Warmy, Zuo Le

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	6899
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. Join us for the chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure obsidian, ride pigs into battle like a knight in shining armor, and build a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge any player to a duel. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Exploration, fulfillment, growth, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal development, PixelPleasure, Pleasure, Reflection, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Sexuality, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crops Grown:	8178
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with naughty mobs and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic build battles to outrageous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft!

EgoCraft: Love Thyself

EgoCraft, inner strength, love, personal growth, positive attitude, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, thyself

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and discover a whole new world of wackiness and wonder.

One thing you’ll love about yourself after joining our server is your newfound ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. That’s right, forget about boring old survival mode – on our server, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glittering diamonds and glowing lava.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, why not try our special enchanted food that gives you superpowers? Eat a magical carrot and suddenly you’ll be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock your true potential. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of cheese or taming wild chickens to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft server!