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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2434 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8074 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?