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  • Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6625
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

    In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

    So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 4378
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

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  • CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

    CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8776
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57

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    Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8605
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Magic Items Found: 2396 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

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    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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  • BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

    BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6200
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1

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    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

    We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

    And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

    So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

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  • REDE MTV

    REDE MTV
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3133
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Villages Defended: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

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    vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

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  • ArcticChill Minecraft Server

    ArcticChill Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3465
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7377
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 9

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    Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

    Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

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  • CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

    CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 5469
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 2624 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

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    Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

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  • JunkDrawerCraft

    JunkDrawerCraft
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6071
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Animals Bred: 34 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

    Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

    But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

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  • BoomerBlastMC

    BoomerBlastMC
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 3532
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

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    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

    So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!

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