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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2223 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
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