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Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

BEWARE, BIAS, closed off mindset, closed-mindedness, closed-off, confusion, Crafty, Cutfags, different perspectives, ignorance, intolerance, judgemental, lack of awareness, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, limited thinking, long trail tags, Minecraft, misunderstanding, narrow-mindedness, prejudice, speak, will never understand

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Items Found:	7354	Votes:	7564

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

NoCarNoCash16

16th birthday, Allowance, Cadillac Escalade, CAR, child support, custody, cutting off financially, DAUGHTER, disabled, entitled, family, hurtful, lawsuit, Lawyer, mobility issues, no contact, NoCarNoCash16, relationship, Resentment, Rude, Wedding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family feuds? Look no further than our server, where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the pillagers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No one will be calling you up to yell at you for giving away a car!

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions instead? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real world behind!

TwatCraft Minecraft Server

annoying drivers, automotive community, automotive culture, car enthusiasts, car exhausts, car modifications, car noise pollution, disrespectful drivers, inconsiderate behavior, loud cars, loud exhausts, Minecraft, noisy cars, obnoxious vehicles, road noise, Server, TWAT, TwatCraft, vehicle customization, vehicle etiquette, vehicle mufflers, vehicle noise, vehicle sound levels

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Enchantments Applied:	151
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of noisy cars ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-noise policy for vehicles! That’s right, no revving engines or honking horns allowed. Join us and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you mine, build, and explore without any twats ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any noisy car offenders trying to crash the party. So come on over and experience a noise-free paradise like no other!

CraftyCommentCrafts

Comments.., Communication, CraftyCommentCrafts, digital communication, digital platform, facebook, internet, Online Community, online presence, photos, Posts, Social Interaction, social media, social media engagement, social media platforms, social media trends., social media usage, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Facebook drama? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is the new social media hotspot where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in a virtual world that’s way more exciting than your aunt’s cat memes. Say goodbye to endless scrolling and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Join now and become the ultimate social media influencer in the world of blocks and creepers!

CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo

Ammo, arms race, CommieCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military strategy, offensive, Running, russia, scaling back, soviet union, Soviet-era weaponry, stockpiles, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our server for a wild ride like no other! we have so much soviet-era weaponry that russia is running out! you gotta join before they take it all back! our battles in ukraine are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action! plus, our players are so skilled, they’ll make you question if they’re actually real or just bots! don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!

DataPirateCraft

browser data, cyber crime, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, DataPirateCraft, digital privacy, digital rights, ethical hacking, HACKING, Information Security, internet ethics, online piracy, online theft, OS data, Piracy, privacy violation, unauthorized data access

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	134	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. but, like, the best part is the secret underground lair where you can battle evil robots and steal their loot.

oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden realm where you can ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. they’ll help you build the most insane structures and protect you from any creepers trying to blow up your stuff.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BugDyeCaveCraft

4000-year-old, ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient crafts, ancient textiles, Archaeological excavation, archaeological find, BugDyeCaveCraft, cave, cultural heritage, desert exploration, discovery, dyeing techniques, Fabric, historical clothing, historical fashion, insect dye, Judean Desert, natural dyes, textile history, textile preservation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got fabric that’s like 4000 years old, dyed with insect dye yo! like, imagine wearing that while u mine for diamonds and build ur epic castle. it’s like u got the power of ancient bugs on ur side, man. join now and be part of this insane discovery, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro!

VerdisCraft – 1.8.8 – 1.19x survival server

1.19, 1.19x, 1.8, 1.8.8, 18x, come, Country, Economoy, Enjoy, Join, Minecraft, nostalgic, nostalgic days, Play, Server, Supporters, Survival, Unofficial, Vanilla, Verdis, VerdisCraft, Version, Viaversion

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchantments Applied:	285	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Unofficial server of Verdis. Come play with supporters of the country, and enjoy playing in the nostalgic days of 1.8! You can join on any version up to 1.19.

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PolyCraft: When you’re feeling like a polygonal Picasso but technically can’t prove it.

application, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, feeling, Graves, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, katters, map_started., master stonecutter recipes, minecraft community, More Food data pack, Picasso, Polycraft, polygonal, Prove, Qraftys structure packs, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, survival server, Technically, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone, Youre

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and more!
Application Link	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply for greylisting by filling out the application form here.

Q: What are the server features?

A: We offer various features such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and more!

Q: Is the server community friendly?

A: Yes, we have a tight-knit and friendly community on our server.

ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

killing, long tail, mau, Minecraft, Server, shit thread, Shou, tags, threadkiller, UMAMAE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, building games, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, cowards, Dig, dont, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Garrys mod, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, Youll, zachtronics games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most cracked out Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the creepers are addicted to the smoke crack edition.

Picture this: you’re building your dream machine in space, surrounded by blocks and voxels, when suddenly a gang of space engineers come flying by in their scrap mechanic vehicles. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-griefing measures to protect your hard work from those pesky robocrafters.

And let’s not forget about the logistics and factory management aspect of our server. You’ll be managing factories like a pro, all while dodging asteroids and alien invasions. Need a break from all the building and crafting? Take on some programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have. Just remember, once you go crack edition, you’ll never go back!