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BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Towns Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2684

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8521	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	930930

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5618	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Animals Bred:	30
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!