Will I die if I fall off the carpet? Minecraft Servers

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5034	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Votes:	1661	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	292	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9391
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9001	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3151
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6113
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Cuties, EONIA, Ephemira, esl, general, Hanamizuki, Heaven, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, merchandise, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Nene’s pet crustacean Kani, novamore, phase connect, Pixelink, Prism, production, Ran Tsukiha, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, rule, Shee Icho, song covers, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, world, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!