🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6161 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 622 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!
