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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4865 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 69 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.