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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Emeralds Found:	3300	Crops Grown:	6982
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	9518	Star Shards Collected:	179

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8236	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3092
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8781
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	152
Emeralds Found:	1654	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crops Grown:	3511	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Potions Brewed:	96
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2055	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9618	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!