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ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Emeralds Found:	3426
Dragon Eggs Found:	1767	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who can’t appreciate your stunning beauty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the royalty you truly are! Join us and bask in the admiration of all the other players who will be in awe of your gorgeous pixelated avatar. Who needs real-life compliments when you can rule over your own pixel kingdom with style and grace? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where you are the fairest of them all!

PizzaCraft: Unlimited Slices Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Votes:	7172	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your lifetime supply of the very last thing you purchased! Imagine never running out of that one thing that brings you joy and satisfaction every day.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with an unlimited amount of your favorite item. Want to build a castle made entirely of pizza? Go for it! How about a roller coaster made of toilet paper rolls? The sky’s the limit (literally, because we also have unlimited blocks for you to build with).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the last person who joined our server ended up with a lifetime supply of diamond blocks, and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft land. Who knows what treasures await you on our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and never worry about running out of anything ever again. It’s a lifetime supply of fun and craziness waiting for you!

MissileCraft: F16 Frenzy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	208
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got russian missile strikes goin on like it’s no biggie! we got F-16 airfields gettin targeted left and right in Starokostyantyniv, like who even knows where dat is?! but it don’t matter cuz we got da most lit minecraft server eva! join us if u wanna survive the chaos and build some sick bases while dodgin dem missiles like a boss! ain’t no other server like dis one, so come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft warrior!

JoyThiefCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server of all time? well u better buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. yea, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.

we’ve got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. all u gotta do is find it before the evil zombie king does. but watch out, he’s got an army of skeleton warriors ready to take u down.

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BatBioMetImmunityCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got bat antibodies that are super sensitive to temperature, like wut even? imagine urself fighting off mobs with bat antibodies that can literally freeze or burn them to a crisp. it’s like having a superpower, but in minecraft. plus, our server is so lit that it’s like a party for ur metabolism and immunity. so come join us and let’s get wild with these bat antibodies, cuz why not? #minecraftmadness #batpower

MCSnips2: No Snips Allowed – The Modded Whitelist Adventure! 1.18.2

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Chimeras Created:	3

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Mission	Explore a new dimension in search of Warp Stone sources to earn your freedom
Mods	Supplementaries and MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors
Features	Cute animals, deeper oceans, higher Nether roof, Biomancy
Story	Uncover hidden clues and custom dungeons to progress

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

A: Message for an invite and start your journey to freedom.

Q: What mods are included in Season 2?

A: Supplementaries and MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors.

Q: Can I build my own dream home in this server?

A: Yes, you can transform your surroundings and make this world your own.

Q: How do I earn my freedom in the game?

A: Explore the dimension, uncover Warp Stones, and complete challenges.

AnimeBoysMC Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your beliefs? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind in more ways than one! Join us if you want to explore the crazy conspiracy theories of the Minecraft world, like whether anime is turning men gay. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious NPCs, and secret quests that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming. So come on, join us and let’s dive into the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced!

World Domination Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building houses and farming crops? Well, come join our server where we have a secret mission for you: world domination! That’s right, we’re not just here to play games, we’re here to take over the entire Minecraft world! Join us and become part of our evil mastermind plan to rule over all the blocky lands. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

CraftyWife Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	5861	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being called the worst father ever for simply wanting to relax and watch some TV? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can judge you for wanting to unwind after a long day of work. Plus, on our server, you can set your own boundaries and rules – because who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual world where you make the rules? So come join us and leave the real world behind – after all, you deserve some time to relax and have fun!