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Marriage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	709093
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Votes:	7639	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old marriage talk? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only commitment you have is to build epic structures and survive the creepers! No dysfunctional dynamics here, just pure blocky fun.

Forget about being pussy-whipped, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (as long as you don’t blow up your own house). Wifejack meme? More like Minecraft jack, where you can mine all day without anyone nagging you about it.

Millennials may view mediocre as sweet, but on our server, we only accept the most epic builders and adventurers. So come join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1120
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Emeralds Found:	8880	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

Play.CraftyCreeper.com

crazyplayer

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

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FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, courage, embracing vulnerability, emotional intelligence, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, growth, hurt, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Overcoming, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	4668	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

Boundaries, boyfriend’s uncle, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, discomfort, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, generational gap, inconsiderate, language barrier, personal space, relationship conflict, Respect, sleeping arrangements, trust issues, UncleCreepBlock, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.

CraftyLove: No Strings Attached

Acts of kindness, Anticipating needs, attached, Being attentive, Being loyal, Being reliable, Being trustworthy, CraftyLove, Emotional support, Listening without judgment, Making sacrifices, Making you feel special, Making you laugh., physical affection, Quality time together, respecting boundaries, romantic gestures, showing appreciation, Spontaneous acts of love, STRINGS, Surprising gifts, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding without words

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mines Excavated:	1509	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the opposite sex doesn’t do anything for you? Well, look no further because on our server, the opposite sex will build you a castle, mine diamonds for you, and even tame a dragon just to impress you! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft fantasy where your wildest dreams come true! Who needs to ask when you have a whole server of players ready to fulfill your every wish?

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Towns Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft and have a good time but then u get bored cuz every server is the same old boring stuff? well not this server, my dude. this server is like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun.

we got hostage negotiations going on, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all part of the fun. the PM is taking a harder line in the talks just to cause a crisis, like who does that in a minecraft server? only us, that’s who.

join us for the wackiest, most unpredictable time of your life. who knows what will happen next? maybe we’ll have a zombie apocalypse or a llama uprising. anything is possible in this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together.