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Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Authenticity, catfishing, Communication, cybersecurity, Deception, Digital World, identity theft, internet, Lies, Minecraft, online interactions, online safety, relationships, Screen, Server, sincerity, social media, Symbolic, symbols, Technology, Trust, virtual reality

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Potions Brewed:	168	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Thanksgiving dinners with your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast like no other! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza where you can hunt down turkeys, gather potatoes, and even fish for pumpkin pie!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been transformed into a giant turkey boss that drops epic loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden cornucopia filled with rare items and treasures.

So forget about traditional dinners and boring family conversations, come join us for a Thanksgiving celebration that will leave you stuffed with laughter and adventure!

Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	891
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	6500	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky, wonderful angel?

Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with incredible luck in finding diamonds. Amelia Watson herself will guide you to the richest mines and Dooby will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all – we’ve heard whispers that Amelia and Dooby have secret bases filled with rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Join now and you might just stumble upon their hidden treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and bask in the glory of Amelia Watson and Dooby. It’s going to be a Minecraft journey like no other!

Towny MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4518	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!

play.towny-mc.com

Crimson Ash SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Star Shards Collected:	287	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to Crimson Ash SMP !

Best Filipino Minecraft Server , This Server have Features like Thirst mod, Skills, Mob Leveling etc. This Server is only Survival Server but there’s a twist we add roleplay into this server like marriage ! What are you waiting for come and join to this server !

CrimsonAshSMP.mcserv.fun:19132

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1735
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPMR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?