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SisSaver Minecraft Server

attitude, Brat, Buying, CANDIES, chicken, Chocolate, curry, family, Food, Generosity, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, refusing, SAVING, Server, sharing, Siblings, SisSaver, spicy, spoiled, younger sister

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9896
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as Luna demanding pizza over ramen? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure where sharing is optional and spicy curry is always on the menu. Just like how Luna demands things, you can demand your own plot of land and build whatever your heart desires.

But beware, just like Luna’s temper tantrums, griefing is not tolerated here. So behave yourself or face the wrath of our moderators!

So come on down to our server, where drama is as spicy as our chicken curry and the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

CashCraft: Fired & Hired!

awkward situation, Cash, cash payment, cash transactions, cash usage, CashCraft, cashiers, employment, FIRED, getting someone fired, grocery store, hired, living expenses, making a living, math skills, mistake, parent’s town, small change, small town, tap to pay, Young employees, young people

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the cashiers are getting fired for not being able to handle simple math!

Join us for a wild ride where giving the wrong change could lead to unexpected consequences. Who knows, you might even end up getting someone fired just by trying to pay for your groceries!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and guilt while playing on our server. And remember, always double-check your change, you never know what could happen!

ClassClownCraze Minecraft Server

adolescent behavior, attention seeking, Boundaries, class clown, ClassClownCraze, comedy, consequences, disciplinary actions, disruptive, humor, humor gone wrong, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Mischievous, peer pressure, Practical Jokes, pranks, School, school rules, Server, social dynamics, Students, teachers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate class clown who has definitely gone too far! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and chaos that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, creating a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, and participating in epic dance parties that never seem to end. But be warned, our class clown admin loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what crazy antics the class clown will come up with next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to have the time of your life!

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

adorable, beam, Brighten your day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, cute, delighted, Feel-Good, funny, Giggle, Grin, GUARANTEED, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, humor, joy, Laughter, positivity, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you smile so hard, your face might actually break!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

PreggoPixelPrison

Abuse, Court, crime, education, illegal, Imprisonment, inappropriate, Jail, misconduct, PreggoPixelPrison, Pregnancy, punishment, scandal, scandalous, schoolboys, sex, statutory rape, STUDENT, Teacher, uk, underage

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8816	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2164
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Items Found:	6788	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!