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Jaw & Neck Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, facial features, facial structure, facial symmetry, fashion, forward grown, Grooming, JAW, Minecraft, NECK, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self-perception, Server, Style, thick neck, wide jaws

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	140
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a thick neck and wide jaws is the key to being the most attractive player in the game! Forget about those pesky facial features and focus on beefing up your neck muscles for maximum hotness.

Join us and witness the magic of how a strong neck can make you the envy of all your fellow players. No need for fancy clothes or perfect features – just a thick neck and wide jaws will have you turning heads in no time.

So come on, join our server and show off your neck gains to the world. Who knew that the secret to Minecraft beauty was in your neck all along?

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Emeralds Found:	5327	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Farms Harvested:	320
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Animals Bred:	174	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	276
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	941
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3312	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5184	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.