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BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	733	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	4934
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	101
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyUnemployedYouth

“Youth, career development, China, CraftyUnemployedYouth, economic growth, Economy, employment rate, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job seekers, joblessness, july, jumps, labor force, statistics, underemployment, unemployment, Workforce, young adults

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Animals Bred:	181	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.

MinedHype: Where griefers go to become professional shoppers and bedrock builders!

Active players, bedrock, Builders, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Griefers, MinedHype, Mining, PROFESSIONAL, Public, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, rules, shoppers., smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8763	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Emeralds Found:	1370	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been around?

A: The server has been around for over 5 years since starting the world in Minecraft 1.14.

Q: How many unique players have joined the server?

A: Over 16,200+ unique players have joined the server.

Q: Are there any rules or restrictions on the server?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin. Grief is allowed if the area is not claimed.

Q: Is there a world border or spawn point?

A: There is no set world border or spawn point. Players are spread out randomly across the world.

Q: How can I teleport to a shopping district?

A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district area.

CraftyPersonaMC Server

art, Birthday Chart, CraftyPersonaMC, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, persona 3, persona 5, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, playing pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons – things can get explosive real quick.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event planned where you can ride a dragon through the Nether while blasting “Eye of the Ender” on jukeboxes. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

GoldeneyeGamer Minecraft SMP

action, classic, console, controller, EASY, First Person Shooter, fps, Fun, Gaming, Goldeneye, GoldeneyeGamer, james bond, Minecraft, mouse and keyboard, multiplayer, nintendo 64, Nostalgia, Retro, Shooting, smp, Spy, video game, vintage

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old mouse and keyboard gameplay? Looking for a real challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate controller-based FPS experience in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about those easy-peasy mouse and keyboard controls, it’s time to step up your game with a controller.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, though, he’s just looking for some friends to play with.

So come on down and join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world? Join now and let the fun begin!

Animal4aDay Minecraft SMP

10. Animal powers, 11. Animal traits, 12. Animal abilities, 13. Animal fantasy, 14. Animal magic, 15. Animal shape-shifting, 16. Animal dreams, 17. Animal adventures, 18. Animal exploration, 19. Animal nature, 2. Fantasy animals, 20. Animal consciousness., 3. Animal instincts, 4. Animal kingdom, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal species, 8. Animal world, 9. Animal life, animal transformation, Animal4aDay, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Enchantments Applied:	122	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you can be any animal you want for a day! Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a unicorn with laser eyes? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let your inner animal run wild! Who knows, you might even discover a secret potion that turns you into a shape-shifting werewolf. Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest animal fantasies in our crazy SMP!

CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!

#sustainability, convenience, CraftyCash, dining out, education, Entertainment, experiences, fashion, Gifts, health and wellness, hobbies, Home decor, leisure activities, Luxury items, organic products, personal development, quality products, self-care, skincare, spend, Technology, travel, Wisely

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They may spit at you from time to time, but they sure know how to build an epic castle.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers who have killer dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling chickens?

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers. Fly like a bat, swim like a dolphin, and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!