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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1672 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
