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WhySoSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Towns Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mines Excavated:	3071
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

Rich AF Minecraft Server – No Flex Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mines Excavated:	2520
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of gold diggers trying to mine your diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground dating scene where players can find love without worrying about their wealth being exposed! Join now and find your perfect match without having to worry about anyone trying to steal your virtual riches. Who knew finding love in Minecraft could be so scandalous and exciting? Join us today and start crafting your love story!

Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your peak masculinity? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, intense mining sessions, and the chance to prove you’re the manliest player around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?

MapleCraft: Where even creepers say ‘sorry’ for blowing up your house, eh?

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	7315
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	1202
Buildings Constructed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimension Hops:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Canadian moose on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?

1. “Blocky Battles” 2. “Pixel Pugilists” 3. “Crafty Combat” 4. “Minefield Melee” 5. “Battle Royalecraft” 6. “Pixel Punchout” 7. “Minecraft Mayhem” 8. “Creeper Clash” 9. “Enderman Epic” 10. “Redstone Rumble”

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	198
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Potions Brewed:	155
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dodging creepers and zombies while protecting the President of Minecraftia! That’s right, you’ll be part of the elite Secret Service team, tasked with keeping our fearless leader safe from all manner of pixelated threats.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja pandas trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources to upgrade your gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a hero in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, when the President yells “MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN!”, you better be ready to spring into action and protect him at all costs.

PixelPewPewCraft: Where Creepers Pay Respects

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ores Mined:	2752	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	7630

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take a unique approach to honoring the fallen. Imagine a world where every block represents a life lost to gun violence, and you can build memorials and pay tribute to those who have tragically passed away.

But wait, there’s more! You can also add comments and trivia about the deceased, turning our server into a virtual encyclopedia of homicide victims. Who knew grief could be so educational and interactive?

Join us as we navigate the twisted world of easy access to guns and turn it into a creative outlet for honoring those who have left us too soon. Rest in power, Quashaun Lamarious Chillious, and join us on this wild ride of remembrance and Minecraft madness.

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…or something like that. Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic collaborations and events that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to explore nature and discover mysterious traces in a virtual world? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner explorer and embark on crazy quests that will leave you breathless.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara – talk about a powerhouse lineup! And don’t even get me started on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – you’ll be unstoppable!

Oh, and did I mention the daily check-in rewards that are just waiting for you to claim them? It’s like Christmas every day on our server! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

AnimeFeetCraft – Where We Mine, Build, and Admire Anime Girl Feet in Minecraft!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	172
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of anime girl feet enthusiasts who also happen to be amazing artists! Join us and learn how to draw the most exquisite anime girl feet you’ve ever seen while also enjoying all the fun and excitement of Minecraft. Don’t give up on your dreams – join our server and let your love for anime girl feet soar to new heights!

Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly express yourself? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with femboy cock galore! Build your dream world surrounded by fabulous femboys who are always ready to lend a helping hand (or any other body part you desire). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the femboy cock madness begin!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ores Mined:	3885
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	165

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MexiCraft: Where suffering is impossible and tacos are plentiful!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where it’s impossible to suffer in Mexico! Why suffer in real life when you can join our virtual world filled with tacos, piñatas, and mariachi bands?

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama through the streets of a pixelated Mexico City, where the only danger is getting hit by a falling block of queso fresco.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Temple, where players can sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Taco God and receive a blessing of infinite enchiladas.

So come on down to our server and say adios to your real-life problems, because in Minecraft Mexico, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is too much fun! ¡Viva la Minecraft Mexico!