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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2194 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!
So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!