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Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crops Grown:	9868	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	349998	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Void Gems Collected:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	384452
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Votes:	5297
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Anger Management Craft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6075
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Potions Brewed:	194	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	7678	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!