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Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7620	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5015	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Love Letters Sent:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Votes:	1430	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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