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Minecraft SMP: Chip’s Cozy Adventures in Palestine #1637

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a chaotic experience like no other! We’ve got Glowniggers trying to subvert us, earthquakes shaking things up, and even a ship being attacked in the Red Sea – talk about drama! But that’s not all, we’ve got the Syrian Arab Army thwarting infiltration attempts, ISIS making a comeback, and the US struggling to defeat the Houthis. And don’t even get us started on the Israel-Palestine conflict – we’ve got guides, documentaries, and even former US Marines sharing their hot takes. So if you’re ready for some insane adventures, join us now and denounce the Talmud while you’re at it – Total Kike Death, baby! 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans #JoinUsNow

MomHubbyGetALife

birthday forgetfulness, blocked by family, boundary setting, cancer diagnosis, caregiving responsibilities, cat-and-mouse game, communication problems, Emotional distance, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, lack of effort, middleman role, MomHubbyGetALife, mother’s husband, Resentment, stepdad issues, strained relationships, ungrateful accusations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than trying to navigate a relationship with your mom’s husband, John.

Just like the back and forth between you and John, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you be able to navigate the ups and downs of our server like you navigate your complicated relationship with John?

With more plot twists than a soap opera, our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama in your own life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.

So come join us and experience a server that’s more unpredictable than John’s mood swings. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to mend your relationship with John while you’re at it. But let’s be real, that’s probably more unlikely than finding diamonds on your first day in Minecraft.

MustHaveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

If you want to join our Minecraft SMP, you better bring your A-game and a diamond pickaxe because things are about to get wild! Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were challenged to a build battle with a group of angry villagers. The player emerged victorious, but not before accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie chickens upon the land. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most absurd places. From underwater temples guarded by killer dolphins to secret caves filled with enchanted golden carrots, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition

#sustainability, activism, animal rights, care, Charity, climate change, Diversity, Edition, Education reform, environmentalism, equality, Fake, gender equality, gun control, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration reform, Inclusivity, lgbtq rights, mental health awareness, Political Correctness, poverty alleviation, social justice, Virtue signaling, VirtueCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of pretending to care about saving the environment or feeding the hungry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and pretend to care about pixelated animals and virtual crops instead. We promise you’ll feel like the most virtuous player in the blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in the server. Who needs real-world wealth when you can have Minecraft diamonds, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a chance to witness this spectacular sight and maybe even befriend the sparkly specter.

So why waste your time pretending to care about real-world causes when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building ridiculous structures? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCon2021

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

So, like, this server is da bomb diggity, just like Hamas rejecting that invite to ceasefire talks! We don’t believe in peace, we believe in chaos and destruction! Join us if you want to blow stuff up and cause mayhem in the Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t find a more rebellious and wild server out there. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so yeah, you definitely want to be a part of this insanity. Join now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

Untitled Lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer RPG Factions Economy PvPvE Adventure Roleplay Quests Hardcore MMORPG Skyblock Creative Minigames PVE PvPvP Raid KitPvP Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	104
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	727	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8205	Dimension Hops:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to Unnamed Lifesteal! A server where you have the ability to steal health from others!

Team up with others, build secret bases, fight other teams and players, craft hearts, become immortal and get rich! If you lose all of your hearts by getting killed or some other way, you will be banned. You can bring banned players back to the game using a respawn beacon! pretty please join

107.5.145.32

MysteryMT

building, Community, Creative, Custom Map, Economy, Events, Experience, gameplay, Minetopia, Mini Games, MysteryMT, Roleplay, Server, Trading

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Star Shards Collected:	84
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

MysteryMT is the unique Minetopia server with a custom map, active community and varied gameplay. Join for building, trading and exciting events. Live the ultimate Minetopia experience at MysteryMT!

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IpeRIOS – Where you can’t spell ‘serious’ without ‘SMP’ and also ‘McMMO’ and ‘nation wars’ and ‘geopolitics’ and ‘lore’ and ‘dynmap’ and ‘whitelist’

Beginner, Buildings, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Expansion, facebook, Geopolitics, Government, Griefprevention, income, INFORMATION, Iperios, Laws, Lore, MCMMO, Message, nation, Plugins, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Spell, Staffer, starter, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	164
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5922
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	New Chunks Explored:	689448
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information, you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided on the discord channel.
What can I do in wars?	In wars, you can utilize your refined McMMO skills to fight against other nations and conquer new territories.
Are there specific rules for creating a nation?	You can create your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Follow the provided instructions to start playing on the server.

KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9087
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	564404

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have milf girlfriends getting freaky in the kitchen while staring at their friend’s son’s picture on the wall! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: /wowcg/ World of Craftmine SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is full of wacky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with our custom plugins and mods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, chaotic, and downright hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!