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Woof Talkers United

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dimension Hops:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Votes:	7900
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2173	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	781
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2886	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2563
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	54	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.