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eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	120028
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Eusurvival.net

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3753
Towns Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7343
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	1210	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8501	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Farms Harvested:	210
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Zombie Dances:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2473	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	12

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!