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RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	1658
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9232	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5268	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2330
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	157
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Emeralds Found:	4896
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	6281	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	173

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Votes:	5616
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6129

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!