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Melody Masters Minecraft Server

African American, black people, creativity, crime, culture, discrimination, Drugs, Hip Hop, INEQUALITY, injustice, Masters, Melody, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, Music (Industry), prejudice, racism, Rap, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, talent

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Villages Defended:	9
New Chunks Explored:	320710	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone talks about the same old stuff? Join our server where black people are not only good at making music, but they also excel at building epic structures and crafting insane weapons! Say goodbye to the same old conversations about crime, drugs, and money, and say hello to a world where creativity and fun reign supreme. Come join us and see for yourself why this server is anything but a waste!

Nudify Her Minecraft SMP

adult content, artistic request, creative editing, digital art, digital manipulation, editing request, explicit content, Graphic design, image manipulation, image transformation, Minecraft, NSFW, Nude, Nudify, photo alteration, photo editing, photo editing request, photo enhancement., photo retouching, photoshop, Request, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too PG-13? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage nudifying your character for the ultimate freedom of expression! Show off your pixelated bits and bobs in all their glory as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!

Mad Niji Minecraft Server

#CertifiedFacts, #DON’T BE OBSEQUIOUS, #DownWithBothNijisanjiAndAnyColor, #NijisanjiEnglishIsAlreadyDead, #NIJISYCOPHANTS, #obsequious, #obsequiously, #RikuTazumiSucks, #servile, #SinkTheYacht, #sycophant, #wordsandfacts, #YOU MAD, ADVANTAGE, Excessive, important, mad, meme, Minecraft, niji, Nijisanji, obedient, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being an obsequious Nijisanji sycophant? Are you ready to sink the yacht and join a server that doesn’t suck like Riku Tazumi? Look no further, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of any color and bring you the certified facts you’ve been craving!

Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness

Date With A Canadian Minecraft SMP

attraction, Canadian, Canadian culture, Canadian girl, Cultural differences, date, dating experience, first date, girl, happen, International, iyc, Kissing, love, made out, making out, Minecraft, relationship, Relationship Status, romance, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9012	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and within minutes you find yourself in a heated debate with a group of llamas over who has the better fashion sense. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, mobs, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRM.SKYBARS.ME

Blocky Man Boobs Minecraft Server

Appearance, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, chest fat, Confidence, Exercise, FITNESS, gynecomastia, health, Insecurity, male breasts, man, manboobs, mens health, Minecraft, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-conscious, Server, Soft, Squishy, weight loss

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	3905
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	127
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the soft and squishy manboobs of our admin! They provide the best cushioning for those long mining sessions. Plus, rumor has it that if you rub them just right, you’ll unlock a secret chest full of diamonds! So come on, join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with manboobs and treasure!

TheY ARE COMING FOR YOU 4CHANNERS, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED Minecraft SMP

4channers, anonymous threats, Coming, coming for you, cyber bullying, Cyber Security, cyber threats, Days, days numbered, digital threats, hacker group, internet safety, internet security, internet threats, internet trolls, Minecraft, numbered, online attacks, online danger, online harassment, online intimidation, online privacy, online safety, online vigilance, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of living in fear of the 4channers? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can finally take a stand against them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!

Career Minecraft Server

achieving dreams, achieving goals, Breaking Stereotypes, career, career advancement, Career Growth, career milestones, career success, determination, First Job, hard work pays off, HR rep, interview success, Job Search, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Proving society wrong, race and career, self-belief, Server, speech style

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	1059

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving everyone a fair chance, regardless of their speech style or background! Our HR department is always on the lookout for motivated individuals who are ready to take on new challenges and build their careers in the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

Several Tries Minecraft SMP

Boring, dull, gameplay, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, Repetitive, smp, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, unchanging, unengaging, unenjoyable, Uneventful, unexciting, unfulfilling, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvaried, unvarying

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).

So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

Company, general, Limbus, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	225	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	68	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where reality twists and turns like a rollercoaster on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!