why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment Minecraft Servers

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4120	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

ChromeCraft SMP – NoChromeNoCraft

accessibility, affordable, Apple, Banking, browsing, budget-friendly, Chromebook, ChromeCraft, ChromeOS, Computer skills, expensive, EyeSight, geezer, light use, low vision, NoChromeNoCraft, Recommendations, senior citizen, smp, Technology, technology recommendations, user-friendly, Video calls

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in the tech world? Do you struggle with basic computer skills and have eyesight that would make a mole blush? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.

Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?

NoTrespassingZone

boundary disputes, community responsibility, Community safety, community support, legal rights, neighborhood boundaries, neighborhood conflicts, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood rules, neighborhood safety, NoTrespassingZone, property access, property boundaries, property damage, property disputes, property ownership, property rights, property security, trespassing, Vandalism

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1175
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of pesky kids using your property as a cut-through and causing chaos? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revenge! Build impenetrable fences, set up booby traps, and defend your territory from unruly players. Take matters into your own hands and show those troublemakers who’s boss in the virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that the self-proclaimed mayor and his gang of hooligans are lurking around, ready to cause mayhem. Will you be brave enough to stand up to them and protect your land? Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, danger, and plenty of laughs!

Satellite Scramble Server

aerospace technology, Breakup, Chinese rocket, orbital debris, risk assessment, rocket debris, rocket launch, Satellite, satellite collision, satellite communication, satellites, SCRAMBLE, Server, Space debris, space debris management, space debris mitigation, space debris tracking, space environment, space exploration, Space industry, space junk, space mission, space security

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, but instead of breaking up and putting satellites at risk, we break up the blocks and put FUN at risk! join us and experience the thrill of building and destroying in a virtual world where anything is possible! we promise not to crash into any satellites, but we can’t guarantee you won’t crash into a creeper! lolz! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PollutedCraft: MindfulMoodSwings

air pollution, air pollution effects, air quality, day-to-day changes, environmental health, long-term effects, mental health impacts, mental health risks, mental health study, Mental well-being, MindfulMoodSwings, mood changes, mood disorders, mood fluctuations, mood swings, polluted air, PollutedCraft, pollution effects, psychological impacts, public health, research study, stanford university

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

come join our minecraft server and breathe in the freshest, most pristine air you’ve ever experienced! say goodbye to mood swings and hello to long-term mental health benefits! our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally! with each breath you take, you’ll feel your mood lift and your mind clear. forget about polluted air, on our server, the only thing polluting the air is the sound of laughter and fun! so come on over and join us for a breath-taking experience like no other!

Ty_Live United

Adventure, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, custom-built worlds, dynamic, exclusive perks, Gaming, Grief Prevention, immersive experience, Interactive, Kits, Minecraft, streaming, Survival, tiktok, twitch, Ty_Live United, Vote Rewards

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Items Found:	5232	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Ty_Live United is a vibrant Minecraft community where players can immerse themselves in a variety of engaging activities. As the server is closely tied to your streaming channels, Ty_Live on TikTok and Ty_Livemc on Twitch, it offers a dynamic and interactive gaming experience. Our server is equipped with advanced grief prevention measures to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

Players can look forward to exciting features such as Kits, Vote Rewards, and exclusive perks that enhance gameplay and progression. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds, participating in community events, or collaborating with other players, Ty_Live United offers something for everyone.

Join us on this journey of creativity and adventure as we continue to expand and evolve the Ty_Live United community together!

tylive.mcserver.id:20370

BlockBusters: Where even the creepers don’t stand a chance! 1.20.2

1.20.2, blockbusters, Bluemap, chance, Cheating, Combat log, combat tag system, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, dont, FoxAddition, java, maintenance, Moderators, player locations, Plugins, PVPMANAGER, server ip, smp, Spigot, Stand, underground bases, world reset, world viewing, XCatch

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4

BlockBusters SMP

Server IP	blockbusters.v6.rocks

We are running a Spigot server for Java 1.20.2 with a few plugins to improve the gameplay guaranteeing an excellent PvP experience. Griefing is allowed but will be moderated if extensively used. We do not plan any world reset and run our server 24/7 with only minor shutdowns for maintenance purpose.

Our community is constantly growing and we decide all changes fully democratically involving all members.

The server includes the following features:

Providing PvP by using the PvPManager plugin combining a combat tag system with the prevention of combat log
Viewing the world in your browser provided by BlueMap without showing the player locations and underground bases
Preventing cheating as much as possible using the plugins FoxAddition & XCatch and manual interference by the moderators

If you are interested, please join our Discord server: https://dsc.gg/blockbusters

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed but will be moderated if extensively used.
Do you plan any world resets?	No, we do not plan any world resets.
What plugins do you use to prevent cheating?	We use FoxAddition, XCatch, and manual interference by moderators to prevent cheating.

Groundhog Love Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Cliche, Disappointment, DROPPED, failed promise, Groundhog, Groundhog premise, lack of chemistry, lack of depth, lackluster, love, Minecraft, predictable, romance, Server, shallow characters, summer break, underdeveloped, uninteresting, Unoriginal, Unsatisfying, used goods heroines, wasted potential

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Towns Built:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	880
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Potions Brewed:	86	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines? Well, look no further because our server is like a summer break groundhog premise with a twist of romance! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of lovestruck villagers start following you around, showering you with gifts and compliments. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a herd of flying pigs swoops in and declares their undying love for you too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that even the heroines are dropping like flies before chapter 1 even ends. Who needs a stable storyline when you can have constant plot twists and surprises at every turn? And don’t worry about getting bored with the same old characters – we’re constantly introducing new and outrageous heroes and villains to keep you on your toes.

So why settle for used goods heroines on other servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding llamas)!

PixelatedBanter Minecraft SMP

22 years old, 6’5, Chat, Conversation, crazy, funny, height, INSANE, meme, Minecraft, pic related, PixelatedBanter, Shocking.., smp, social media, Talking, Tall, tall woman, UNBELIEVABLE, viral, Wild, WOMAN, young

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 6’5″ crazy 22-year-old who will keep you on your toes at all times! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans this giant will get up to next! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for the ultimate Minecraft experience.

Room4Dad’sFriendNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, difficult decisions, emotional distress, family, father daughter relationship, feeling unheard, housing situation, lack of options, lack of understanding, living situation, personal belongings, personal space, privacy, Respect, Room4DadsFriendNoWay, roommates, temporary arrangements, uncomfortable living conditions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	5459
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	838137	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value privacy and personal space…unlike some dads out there!

Join us and escape the drama of having your room taken over by your dad’s friend and her son. On our server, you can build your own virtual room with as much privacy as you want. No more sleeping in the leaky basement or sharing a common space with everyone in the house!

Our server offers a safe haven for all players who understand the importance of boundaries and respect. Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a community of players who will always have your back.

So come on over and join us, where you can finally have the space and freedom you deserve…without any unexpected roommates!

RichPplProbzMC SMP

affluent, Elite, ENTITLEMENT, excess, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant spending, financial issues, high maintenance, high society, lavish lifestyle, luxury, materialistic, money problems, opulence, privileged, rich people, RichPplProbzMC, smp, status symbols, Upper Class, Wealthy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of having to choose between diamond or netherite armor because you can’t afford both? Do you struggle to find a spot in your overflowing chest for all your enchanted golden apples? Are you constantly being bombarded with gifts from adoring fans because your builds are just too epic? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which mansion to log off in each night! Join us and live the life of luxury in a world where even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this diamond-encrusted opportunity!