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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4006 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?