🍆💦why do boys insist on being physical Minecraft Servers

BallBustersCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen someone steal all the diamonds from a fellow player’s chest and then blame it on a creeper? Or witnessed a group of players forming a secret alliance to overthrow the server owner and turn the whole place into a giant chicken farm? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the darkest side of humanity comes out to play!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, engaging in intense PvP battles, and uncovering the juiciest drama this side of the blocky universe. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from the mysterious hermit who only communicates through signs to the mad scientist who creates explosive contraptions just for fun.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into chaos, betrayal, and endless laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in this twisted world of pixels and possibilities.

CraftyCrazeMC

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Have you ever felt the rush of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally) as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

KyrgyzRexCraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got dinosaurs, like for real! Imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or having a pet Velociraptor to guard your base. And get this, we even have a new species called Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, with a super cool orbital brow that will make all the other dinos jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in Kyrgyzstan, so you know it’s gonna be wild. We’ve got mountains to climb, caves to explore, and even hidden treasures to find. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate dino master. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to our prehistoric pals!

AfternoonCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your room? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll warm you up faster than standing next to a lava pit in the Nether. Join us and experience the hottest builds, the coolest players, and the craziest adventures this side of the End Portal. So say goodbye to chilly rooms and hello to the hottest server around!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMalesRule

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes? Well, look no further than our server, where we have Human Males On Female Anthros General #3241! Join us for the “Toys In Bed” edition and experience a world filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

From broken sanctuaries to frosty feathers, manhunts, shattered worlds, loveless incantations, and tales of prince anonymous, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the fairytail chronicles, wilderness hearts, gratitude, claws of helion, and so much more!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest or a hilarious mishap. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun at our insane Minecraft SMP!

BlanketBanterCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things sentimental and quirky! Join us and bring your old, tattered blankets to hang on the virtual walls of our world. Need a cozy spot to cuddle up when you’re stressed? We’ve got you covered (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place to showcase your beloved childhood treasures, no matter how faded or stained they may be. Who needs traditional art when you can have a wall full of nostalgic blankets?

And don’t worry about anyone trying to control your decorating choices here. We fully support your right to display your sentimental items wherever you please, even if it’s in the middle of the living room for all to see.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of blanket-hanging adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for that old, tattered blanket you’ve been holding onto for years. Let’s make some memories and create a space that truly feels like home.

CarefreeCraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your diamond armor fashion choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all styles, from pink tutus to full-on clown suits! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your dream base, whether it’s a giant toilet or a floating castle made entirely of cake.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like the guy who insists on riding around on a pig named Sir Oinksalot or the girl who communicates solely through interpretive dance. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So, if you’re ready to stop caring what other people think and start having a blast in a wacky world of blocks and pixels, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated dance battle with a creeper or embarking on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

MineCraftyConspiracies

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually government spies trying to steal your diamonds? Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and secret underground bases hidden beneath every block. Trust no one, not even the friendly villagers who may be secretly plotting against you. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth and survive the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy? Join now and see if you can outsmart the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

AmazonSurvival Minecraft Server

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u know what’s not struggling? our minecraft server! come join us and escape the chaos of the real world where brazilians are struggling to breathe because the amazon is on fire. on our server, the only thing burning is your passion for building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you won’t be able to breathe from all the excitement on our server! so come join us now and leave the real world behind.

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	211	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

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BallBustersCraft

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DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP

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CraftyCrazeMC

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KyrgyzRexCraft

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AfternoonCraft Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP – AnthroMalesRule

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BlanketBanterCraft

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CarefreeCraft SMP

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MineCraftyConspiracies

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AmazonSurvival Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Holy Grails Found:	4

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	1683	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	9638	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18