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  • Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8119
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

    But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

    So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

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  • BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

    BabyPunisher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6299
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Players Killed by Monsters: 3826
    Potions Brewed: 137 Dragon Eggs Found: 3467
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

    Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

    Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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  • FosterCraftBabyNames

    FosterCraftBabyNames
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 978
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

    So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

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  • TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

    TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 5888
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 208 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

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  • Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

    Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4082
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4028 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

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  • AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

    AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8055
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

    our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

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  • SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

    SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9420
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Villages Defended: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

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  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8298
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Emeralds Found: 3647 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

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  • LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8048
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 7833
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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