join our server for the most mind-numbingly bland experience ever. u won’t find any interesting perspectives or unique voices here. just the same old tired tropes and stereotypes. sounds fun, right?
come on over and see for yourself why banning books is the new trend in minecraft servers. who needs imagination when u can just stick to the same old, same old? it’s gonna be a blast! or not. but hey, at least u won’t have to think too hard.
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| SMP Version | Beta 1.2 |
| Updates | Progressive |
| Join Us | Experience old Minecraft |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the SMP running on? | It is running on Beta 1.2 and will update over time. |
| Is it Minecraft Java Edition? | Yes, it is Minecraft Java Edition. |
| How can I join as a premium player? | You can join via the Betacraft Proxy. |
Join us and experience the power of the keys to the kingdom of heaven, just like Peter did! Build your virtual church on the rock and watch as the gates of hell tremble before you. Bind and loose things on earth and see them bound and loosed in heaven – it’s like magic, but better!
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to convert to Catholicism in the most epic way possible. Join our Minecraft server now and let the spirit of Jesus guide you to victory!
Join us on our server where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server for some friendly banter.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, Larry wished for a bigger hat and now he can’t fit through doorways).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re plotting world domination one egg at a time.