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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9864 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 91 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 2734 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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