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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4571 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6954 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).