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CraftyWallzMC

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Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	413
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6269	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	9062
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9074	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	409181
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1585
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Buildings Constructed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7044
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	5096
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

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