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NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	76
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ores Mined:	4265	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8221	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	57039
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	194	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!