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Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	189
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9982	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crops Grown:	2863	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5525	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	9769
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	140
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?

Active players, Anarchy, discord community, Duping, EU hosting, Europe, HACKING, join today, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, North America, Ping, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, Survival, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:

1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base. 2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience. 3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community. 4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting. 5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.

Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.

simplyvanilla.net

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-ban-able, op, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9862
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crops Grown:	4659

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.91.66.119:2081