Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

Eternal Questrealm 1.21

anger, ANNOYING, annoying character, Character, Character development, ETERNAL, frustrating character, Frustration, Incompetence, incompetence on screen, infuriating, infuriating character, IRRITATING, Pointless, pointless character, Questrealm, screen time, useless, waste of screen time, Waste of time

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with incompetent characters in your favorite shows, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

I mean, seriously, who needs to deal with that BS when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in this server?

Forget about that annoying character, come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military conflict, military deployment, Minecraft, News, North Korea, North Korean army, political tension, russia, Russian border, Server, south korea, Tension, Troops

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3321	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than north korea sending troops to russia after a wild battle with south korea. we got crazy pvp battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes this side of the internet. join now or miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t want to be left out like kim jong un at a salad bar.

KyivCraft: Blazing Drones

aerial attack, Blazing, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, Kyiv government, KyivCraft, Military, oil production, oil refinery attack, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian oil refinery, sabotage, security breach, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5708	Secret Passages Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

haha, so like, imagine this: ukraine drones be like “pew pew pew” and then boom! russian oil refinery go up in flames! kyiv be like “yasss queen, we did that!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic ukrainian drone squad, we blow stuff up and laugh about it later. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the stolen diamonds from the russian oligarchs. come join the chaos, comrade!

Crafty Diet Server

Crafty, diet, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Votes:	1235
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why, you ask? Because on this server, we have a diet plan that will blow your mind!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.

But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!

The Lab

base, Community, Craftoria, Events, Fabric, germany, Lab, Map, Minigames, modded server, Modpack, Players, Render Distance, Season, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6625	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	4360
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric)
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

If you’re interested in joining, please click here to join our Discord server and fill out an application.

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server is currently on its 4th season, which started in the middle of August ’24.

Q: Is there a planned map reset?

A: Unlike prior seasons, there are no plans to reset the map for a very long time.

Q: Can new players join at any time?

A: Yes, new players are joining every week and the community is happy to help you get started.

Q: Are there events and minigames on the server?

A: Yes, there are events and minigames held throughout the year, and players can even host their own.

Q: Is there a modded server available?

A: Alongside the vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

Mystic Dream Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, bathing, bathing habits, body cleanliness, body odor, cleanliness, daily routine, dream, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, hygiene standards, Kingdom, mystic, personal hygiene, self-care, showering, showering benefits, showering daily, showering frequency, showering frequency debate, showering habits, showering myths, showering routine, showering tips

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Yo, forget about showering every day, come join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and smelling funky is encouraged!

We believe in embracing your natural musk and letting it roam free in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers.

Join us for a stinky good time as we build, mine, and survive together in a world where body odor is the new currency.

Who needs soap and water when you have diamonds and dirt? So ditch the shower and dive into our server for a truly unforgettable and fragrant experience.

BFFBdayOrBust – Minecraft

aita, best friend birthday, BFFBdayOrBust, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, confrontational behavior, emotional blackmail, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational differences, grief support, Manipulation, Minecraft, mother-daughter communication, mother-daughter conflict, Parent-child relationship, teenage rebellion, telling my mom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of dealing with hypocritical parents who won’t let you have any fun? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama! Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate birthdays, clean rooms, and change sheets without any interference from crazy family members.

We promise not to call the cops on you for exploring new worlds or smashing blocks without permission. Plus, our therapists are always on standby to help you confront your feelings and navigate through virtual conflicts.

Don’t let manipulative parents hold you back from joining the party. Come play on our server and leave the drama behind! Who needs a clean room when you can build epic structures and make new friends? Join now and unleash your inner block-building rebel!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

BlockyBedroomBlunders, Boundaries, Communication, consent, discomfort, experimentation, Exploration, Intimacy, kink, Pleasure, regret, sexual fantasies, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you tried that weirdly sexual Minecraft mod and quickly regretted it. But don’t worry, our server is way more fun than that awkward experience!

With crazy mini-games, hilarious challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just like that one time you tried to build a giant phallic-shaped structure in Minecraft and got banned. Good times, good times.

TrainwreckRumors

emergency response, fire scare, mass casualty event, multiple fatalities, Panic, Public Safety, Rumors, tragic accident, tragic news, train accident, train chaos, train chaos aftermath, train collision, train crash, train disaster, train emergency, train evacuation, train incident, train tragedy, TrainwreckRumors, transportation disaster

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	187	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing spreading faster than rumors is the speed of our minecarts! we guarantee a wild ride as you try to escape from one train only to get hit by another one! it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more explosions and less safety regulations.

with 13 dead bodies lying around, you know this server is lit! literally, because there’s a possible fire somewhere that everyone is freaking out about. but hey, who needs to worry about safety when you can have this much fun?

join now and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem of our crazy train-filled world. just remember, it’s all fun and games until you get hit by a minecart!

Blocky Heartbeat Haven

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat ur blood pressure will be lower than a limbo stick at a midget party. yea, u heard me right, ur heart will be happier than a kid in a candy store.

we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yea, we got hidden chests full of diamonds and gold that will make u richer than a leprechaun on payday. but be careful, cuz there are traps that will make u scream louder than a banshee in heat.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell at ur therapist appointment.

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