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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2380 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 124 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Why should you join? Because our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with magic and mystery. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best Biden-themed monument, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks, you definitely voted for Biden. 😉