Whores MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

sexual desire, morning, ABSTINENCE, discipline, self-control

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

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Femanon GF Minecraft Server

ROBOT, FANTASY, attention seeking, Loneliness, Insecurity

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

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Whores in Minecraft SMP

self esteem, societal expectations, Confidence, empowerment, self-perception

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

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Whores in Greek Minecraft Server

Server, Greek, adult content, pornography, indecent illustrations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic builds and wildest adventures! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a hidden treasure trove of ancient Greek pornography! That’s right, our builds are so scandalously good, they’ll make you blush like a creeper caught in the act.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond mine rumored to be guarded by a pack of mischievous Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of Greek-themed naughtiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe – you’re gonna need both!

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Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

Old, Men, Adventures, Difference, Brain

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

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CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

dressing up, smp, role-play, good cosplay, Minecraft

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

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SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

Stereotypes, Women, feminism, fashion, Individuality

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

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Spectral Bros Minecraft Server

eerie, ghost hunter, SPECTRAL, male ghost, watch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is haunted by a male ghost named Dropped! He doesn’t mess around with any boring activities like watching whores, he’s here to bring some spooky fun to your gameplay.

Join our server for a chance to interact with Dropped and see what kind of mischief he gets up to. Maybe he’ll possess your character and make you do crazy things like build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. Who knows what kind of ghostly shenanigans he’ll pull off next!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and see if you can handle the supernatural chaos that Dropped brings to the game. Just be prepared for anything because with him around, you never know what might happen next!

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Pip-ACKed Minecraft Server

Religion, Prevent, cheat code, pip-ACK, Stereotypes

Are you tired of your daughters running around like wild hooligans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate cheat code to prevent your daughters from becoming whores – Islam! That’s right, join our server and watch as your daughters suddenly become modest and respectful players, all thanks to the power of religion in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to summon camels to ride around on and build mosques instead of houses. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our server today!

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DykeCraft: Where Whores and Dykes Unite in Blocky Bliss

stigma, intersectionality, Community, RECLAIMING, gender

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dykes and whores galore.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!

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