Whores Minecraft Servers

Whores

  • Sub to Her Minecraft Server

    Sub to Her Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Nerissa, a mystical being who can grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? You got it. The possibilities are endless.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident drunk whores – I mean, married sisters. They may be a little wild, but they sure know how to throw a party. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

    FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

    2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

    3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

    4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

    5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

    6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

    7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

    8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Reddit Whores Minecraft Server

    Blocky Reddit Whores Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    >be me >be on this epic Minecraft server >join and see the most insane builds ever >someone built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig >another player made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit >join for the crazy shenanigans and hilarious chat >someone started a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself >come for the diamonds, stay for the laughs >ignore the reddit whores, this server is where the real action is at

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Whores Are Cool Minecraft SMP

    Whores Are Cool Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to love whores (good)! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. And that’s not even the best part – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with whores (good), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

    Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP